Andy Chapman is so good to me...I love him. He feeds me well, plays with me and is so caring xxx

you can have him if you really want him. I won't buy him from you again. Enjoy him. He's been so kind to me.

Hey~Hey..!!

Well I promise I'll look after you as best I can… take you for walks, feed you, brush the knots outta ya hair, deluose and deflea you, clean up your mess, save you from lesbian sex pests ;) and more importantly not put you in a plastic bag and throw you into a cold river somewhere secluded after Christmas …. ;) aaaw.. aren't I sweet? mwahahaha... ~readies plastic bag~

What is the meaning of this? You are not allowed to just buy him. Uh Uh sister. Pet war has begun. Bring it. Hehehehe