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Steph
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Once, long ago, the purple-spotted sky frogs lived peacefully atop the clouds. Their lives were filled with endless joy, broken only by the sad little events that take place every now and then throughout time; the death of a great-great-great-great-great-grandparent, or a child being born deformed because they were all rather inbred. That was until the argyle llamas came from the east coast of Mars. The argyle llamas hunted the purple-spotted sky frogs, stealing the clouds that formed their homes and using them to fuel the horribly slippery orca-spawning machines they intended to use to conquer Earth.

His friends and family killed by the argyle llamas, one young sky frog stood up to the oppressors that came from Mars (specifically, the east coast). He took up carrot and cheese wheel, and he slew a great many, carving a path straight to their leader; Fluffibun Scuzzlebutt the Fiftieth, Lord of the Argyle Llamas! It was an epic duel between two mighty champions, but eventually the purple-spotted sky frog found a weakness in his rival's defences. Taking his carrot and forcing it into the llama's throat, the sky frog and all who watched were amazed to see the once-mighty Lord reduced to a simple, funny-looking farm animal.

The argyle llamas immediately retreated back to Mars, taking their orca-spawning machines with them. The horror of the battle, and what he himself had done to his foe, was too much for the poor young sky frog to deal with. He took his cheese wheel and consumed it in one gulp, dying an honourable death...

The purple-spotted sky frogs are making their way back to plentiful numbers now, but they still tell this story to all their spawn; to be sure that should they ever be driven so close to extinction again, a hero will rise from amongst them to humiliate their oppressors with a carrot!
Unknown "My Maffness" Tender - 16 years, 9 months, 10 days ago
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then sit back and have a nice, cool drink whilst you ponder just how the hell a non-entity such as "life" could possibly have given you lemons!
Unknown "My Maffness" Tender - 16 years, 9 months, 11 days ago
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The sea is not salt-free, because fish swim in fairy dust whilst tied to a block of cheese; therefore, don't put Milo in your beer.
Unknown "My Maffness" Tender - 16 years, 10 months, 10 days ago
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If you're swimming down a one-inch-deep river in a cement canoe and one of its wheels falls off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog-house?

None! Because an elephant can't fit in a Smarties box.
Unknown "My Maffness" Tender - 16 years, 10 months, 10 days ago
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Broocee
just pass to say G'day.. whats up?
Broocee "frisky" Playful - 16 years, 6 months ago
Steph

You have been given Cuddles ~~.
Crafted by Unknown
Steph "Stephy Steph ♥" Seductive - 16 years, 6 months, 3 days ago
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you're crazy, as an elephant in a smartie box
Unknown "Huggles" Crazy - 16 years, 6 months, 4 days ago
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isn't adorable? =) he he
Unknown "FLACOSHHHHH" Naughty - 16 years, 7 months, 13 days ago
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I give you:
You have been given A super funny dance!.
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Unknown "FLACOSHHHHH" Naughty - 16 years, 7 months, 13 days ago
Unknown
thanks for the thumbs and for that gorgeous angel, hehe....
Unknown "FLACOSHHHHH" Naughty - 16 years, 7 months, 13 days ago
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