this is a story about a little gray bunny. one day there was a little gray bunny happily hopping through the woods. his name was ted, i may have foregotten to mention that. so one day fred was happily hopping through the forest and suddenly stopped! There was a problem. Fredwas wonderingto himself "Why am i so gosh-darned happy all the time? Although i own the moon, i have like four wives and20 kids with each, so i make about 3 cents from each of my royalties checks. i just lost a race to a walking can of soup, and my mother diedfrom an infection after a human removed her leg to make a good luck charm. She wasnt lucky, so why would the human be? Worse of all the first girl bunny i dated finally told me that she had HPV. So why am i so happy?" this was quite a conundrum for Sam (ted sucks to much to be thename of the main character). But suddenly Sam had an epiphany! "of course now i know why im so happy, i saveda bunch ofmoney on my car insurance by switchingto Geico!!!" and thus sam the happy bunny kept happily marching in the forest until the farmer caughthim stealing carrots. the end.
