I had sex with a teletubby because im the sexiest bitch alive???? XD
APPARENTLY..
The month you were born in;
1(Jan) -I kissed
2 (Feb) I shot
3 (Mar) - I touched
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I hugged
6 (June)- i slapped
7 (July) -ran naked with
8 (Aug) -i smoked with
9 (Sept) - I had sex with
10 (Oct)-I ran shirtless with
11 (Nov) - I robbed
12 (Dec) --i stabbed
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - a hottie
02 - joe jonas
03 -the trojan man
04 - my lover
05 - Lil wayne
06 - a rock star
07 - Paris Hilton
08 - a gangsta
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - my boyfriend
11 - yo mama
12 - a hobo
13 - a dog
14 - tiny tim
15 - a crack head
16 - the one that i love
17 - a condom
18 - barney
19 - a sexy man
20 - a cat
21 - tooth brush
22 - a teletubby
23 - a slut
24 - a easter egg
25 - my pussy
26 - the cookie monster
27 - my crush
28 - a bag of weed -----
29 - [insert who ever's name here]
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 - a mop
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
yellow - because im da bomb like tic ticccc
White - because her boobs are HUGE
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because i snort cocain
Red - because that bum stole my taco
brown- because im awsome like that
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - becuase im special
blue- because im good in bed
Other - because I'm retarded
Green -because i still love him/her
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
gray - because im the sexiest bitch alive
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
none- because i have a killer six pack
Unknown " Mew mew" Hopeless
- 15 years, 11 months, 25 days ago
