Once upon a time there was a fantible unicorn named Gertrude.
She was in love with a stripper named Gustov. But Gustove loved Bill Cosby.
But Bill died from anorexia at the tender age of 345. So Gustov had to rebound with Princess Leia.

Soooooooo.... Gertrude slit her wrists and died. Then poachers ground up her pink/glittery unicorn horn and snorted that stuff up like cocaine, YO!

And they lived happily ever after!
THE END
Unknown "Anne Frank" Sparkling - 17 years, 1 day ago