IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS AND WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME?
TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR TALE OR COMMENT SECTION...
YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE

i actually want people to tell me because i'm interested!!
Unknown "where's Jon?" Nervous - 16 years, 9 months, 7 days ago

I'm missing my owner she's so busy at the mo, some one please come by and give me some TLC I feel lonely. :O(
Unknown "where's Jon?" Nervous - 16 years, 9 months, 7 days ago

6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer: $15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?)

Unknown "where's Jon?" Nervous - 16 years, 9 months, 11 days ago

5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

Unknown "where's Jon?" Nervous - 16 years, 9 months, 11 days ago

4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.
LESSON: Nothing is ever really 'free'.

Unknown "where's Jon?" Nervous - 16 years, 9 months, 11 days ago