The elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your breasts on your back?"

The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."
Unknown - 17 years, 3 months, 19 days ago

How is a woman like a condom?

Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Unknown - 17 years, 3 months, 19 days ago

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.

Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?

Joseph: The sign said, "SCHOOL AHEAD. GO SLOW!"
Unknown - 17 years, 3 months, 19 days ago

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.
Unknown - 17 years, 3 months, 19 days ago