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Chris Jeffries
Chris Jeffries owns this human at 70 points.
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GooNeR GiRL
GooNeR GiRL
"Lunch lady :)"



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GooNeR GiRL
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
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Herds (lead): Thumbage
Herds: The BRITISH herd, The Filthy Four, The Filthy Four Fanclub, 6♥9 soixante 6♥9 neuf 6♥9, minx's 5/10
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GooNeR GiRL
MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go o a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

GooNeR GiRL "Lunch lady :)" Sparkling - 10 years, 2 months, 13 days ago
GooNeR GiRL
WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you wil pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive = is sex all you ever think about?


GooNeR GiRL "Lunch lady :)" Sparkling - 10 years, 2 months, 13 days ago
GooNeR GiRL
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits

Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills

Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker


GooNeR GiRL "Lunch lady :)" Sparkling - 10 years, 2 months, 13 days ago
GooNeR GiRL
How many people are up lol
GooNeR GiRL "Lunch lady :)" Sparkling - 10 years, 3 months, 18 days ago
GooNeR GiRL
How sad is this I am missing not being on hp booooooooooooooo but when I am well enuf I will be back hee hee MWAH XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXXO
GooNeR GiRL "Lunch lady :)" Sparkling - 10 years, 3 months, 26 days ago
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bored without you ♥ You have been given bored without you ♥.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY mARTI..............
I Love the way you move.... You have been given I Love the way you move.....
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I miss ya :S
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I'm In Love You have been given I'm In Love.
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Houdini
and where exactly have you gone missy? :p
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