Time to wake up! I'll cook you a nice English breakfast if you like... (rummages through the cupboards and fridge)... hmmm... how about some cold pizza and beer?
No WAY! Your name is Shit Bernie? I knew a guy named Shit Bernie in high school.... no, wait... LOL... his real name was Daniel... we just called him "Shit". But, hey...it's still a coincidence, don't ya think?