You have been played ducky with.

Time to wake up! I'll cook you a nice English breakfast if you like... (rummages through the cupboards and fridge)... hmmm... how about some cold pizza and beer?

>I do have a Full name. But it's shit.

No WAY! Your name is Shit Bernie? I knew a guy named Shit Bernie in high school.... no, wait... LOL... his real name was Daniel... we just called him "Shit". But, hey...it's still a coincidence, don't ya think?

Mmmmm... cigarettes, caffiene, and kids' sweets.

BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS!

hello, luv! welcome to THE ZOO!

i like your hair!!

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