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Luke D
"SuperStar!"



Name:
Luke D, 38/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:1:45 PM
Join date:17 years, 1 month, 10 days ago
Location: SYDNEY Australia

"Come and talk to me i really wanna meet you"
About me:
if we are what we eat then in that case IM FAST, CHEAP AND EASY lol
About you:
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds: Nakedity Now, Livin in the Land Down Under, Corsets, Burlesques, and Pinups!, SEXY VIXENS, fairys pride of friends, A Diary of a Fuzzie Pet

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Luke's tales
Luke D
It's not difficult to Make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. A friend



2. A companion



3. A lover



4. A brother



5. A father



6. A master



7. A chef



8. An electrician



9. A carpenter



10. A plumber



11. A mechanic



12. A decorator



13. A stylist



14. A sexologist



15. A gynecologist



16. A psychologist



17. A pest exterminator



18. A psychiatrist



19. A healer



20. A good listener



21. An organizer



22. A good father



!

23. Very clean



24. Sympathetic



25. Athletic



26. Warm



27. Attentive



28. Gallant



29. Intelligent



30. Funny



31. Creative



32. Tender



33. Strong



34. Understanding



35. Tolerant



36. Prudent



37. Ambitious



38. Capable



39. Courageous



40. Determined



41. True



42. Dependable



43. Passionate



44. Compassionate



WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:



45. Give her compliments regularly



46. Love shopping



47. Be honest



48. Be very rich



49. Not stress her out



50. Not look at other girls



AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:



51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself



52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself



53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes



IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:



54. Never to forget:



* birthdays



* anniversaries



* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY



1. Show up naked



2. Bring food


Luke D "SuperStar!" Courageous - 16 years, 2 months, 4 days ago
Luke D
many men wonder what women want and need, these points will help you under stand although this is generalised soo not all women are like this and most of this should not be taken by a piece of grass and this blog is for sheer entertainment and for some laughs



Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.
Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.
Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.
Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch.
Women think all beer is the same.
Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
Women brush their hair before bed.
Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed.
Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.
Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?
Women do not know anything about cars. 'Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?'
Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.
The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
Women don't try as hard as men during sex; after all, they don't fall asleep afterwards.
Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'
PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least men think it means that. PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.
The first naked man a woman sees is 'Ken'.
Women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast sizes.
Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-ha
Luke D "SuperStar!" Courageous - 16 years, 9 months, 24 days ago
Luke D
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

#1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.

#2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

#3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.

#4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.

#5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.

"Now, think about that and see if it makes sense." So, the little boy goes
off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check
on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So, the little boy
goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to
wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks in the peephole and finds his father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class while
the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the
Future is in deep shit".

Luke D "SuperStar!" Courageous - 16 years, 9 months, 24 days ago
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Happy Valentine's Day!!
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morning sunshine! how are u?

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Your tales are epic!
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hello... :) im good thanks... and yourself?... like the tales, thumbed them all... :)
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Hey Little Lukey... haven't seen you around in a while :(


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