I haven't been on alot lately and with it being summer and all... I don't know how much I will get online ... hope everyone is enjoying the warmer weather (and all the rain!!)
Unknown "דונה" Crazy - 16 years, 5 months, 15 days ago

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two
people, Debra or Jack.

It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used
the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying
all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said: “Debra, I've never done this before
but I have to lay you or Jack off.'

“Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like shit.'

Unknown "דונה" Crazy - 16 years, 5 months, 15 days ago

Baby's First Doctor Visit
This made me laugh out loud. I hope it will give you a smile!
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, Checked his weight, and being a little concerned, Asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed,' she replied.
'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'
'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma,But I'm glad I came.'
Unknown "דונה" Crazy - 16 years, 5 months, 15 days ago

Well... I am unhooking and packing up my computer for the BIG move. Won't have internet til May 6 I believe it is!! Don't miss me too much!! I am dreading how long it will take me to catch up on thumbs!! BLAHHHH!!
Unknown "דונה" Crazy - 16 years, 7 months ago

A guy walks into the Credit Union, and robs the place. He walks outside, and notices there a few people - three men and a woman.
Thinking they might be witnesses, he asks the first guy "Did you see me rob the Credit Union?". The man answered "Yes", and the robber shot him.
The robber asks the second man "Did you see me rob the Credit Union?". The man answered "Yes", and the robber shot him.
The robber asks the third man "Did you see me rob the Credit Union?". The man answered "No, but my wife did".

Unknown "דונה" Crazy - 16 years, 7 months, 2 days ago