Carrying your negative emotional baggage requires energy that could be put to much better use - say goodbye to it, let it go, and get on with your life. Lucy MacDonald
Unknown Content - 15 years, 11 months, 18 days ago

You are capable of more than you know. Choose a goal that seems right for you and strive to be the best, however hard the path. Aim high. Behave honorably. Prepare to be alone at times, and to endure failure. Persist! The world needs all you can give. Edward O. Wilson
Unknown Content - 15 years, 11 months, 18 days ago

Bacon Chive Rice

3 slices bacon, diced
3 cups cooked rice
1/4 cup chopped chives
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 tsp pepper
1 tbsp. Worcestershire sauce

Cook bacon until crisp. Add rice, chives, and seasonings. Blend well
and heat thoroughly.

Unknown Content - 15 years, 11 months, 21 days ago

Amish Sex

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, 'My hands are freezing cold.' The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up.' The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, 'My hands are freezing cold.' The girl replied, 'Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up.' He did and warmed his hands. The following day, the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, 'Mynose is cold. 'The girl replied, 'Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up'. He did and warmed his nose.

The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said, 'My penis is frozen solid. 'The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again, and she says to her mother, 'Have you ever heard of a penis?' Slightly concerned the mother said,' Why, yes..?! Why do you ask?'The daughter replies: 'They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?!
Unknown Content - 15 years, 11 months, 22 days ago

Repost in your tales with your answers......
1. You can ONLY answer Yes Or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!
Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the Fun. Copy and paste this into your tales, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then see what happens.

Kissed any one of your HP friends? no
Been arrested? no
Kissed someone you didn't like? no
Slept in until 5 PM? No
Fallen asleep at work/school? No
Held a snake? Yes
Run a red light? Yes
Been suspended from school? no
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? no
Been fired from a job? yes
Sung karaoke? No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? No
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? yes
Sung in the shower? Yes
Sat on a rooftop? yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? no
Broken a bone? Yes
Shaved your head? yes
Blacked out from drinking? No
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? Yes
Been in a band? no
Shot a gun? no
Tripped on mushrooms? no
Donated Blood? yes
Eaten alligator meat? no
Eaten cheesecake? Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? yes
Think about the future? Yes
Believe in love? Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes
Unknown Content - 15 years, 11 months, 22 days ago