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"Mr. ABSolute"

Name:	Mike Elliott, 40/Male
Last login:	over 3 weeks ago
Local time:	4:56 AM
Join date:	16 years, 10 months, 20 days ago
Location:	What City Do You Live In? United Kingdom


About me: no matter what colour you are, where you come from, what your religion is, what language you speak, if your an asshole ill call you an asshole!!
About you:
Looking for:	Friendship and dating
Orientation:	Straight
Herds (lead):	Sarcasm is a part of me!, <0thumbsformike0>
Herds:	Drum and Bass Soldiers, ©ӐԼԼ ƬĦĘ ƁĘĄƱŦƗƑƱԼ ŞƗŊŊĘƦŞ™, SUGAR, ♥ Blonde ♥, Lea's Thumbs

Crazy

Satina
"non smoker"

296998 pts

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the old dont have to worry about avoiding temptation. when your old, temptation avoids you!
Mike Elliott "Mr. ABSolute" ...yaaAAAAWW nnn! - 14 years, 8 months, 11 days ago

middle age, is when a narrow waist and a broad mind start to change places!
Mike Elliott "Mr. ABSolute" ...yaaAAAAWW nnn! - 14 years, 8 months, 11 days ago

"there is more to life than they would have you believe. they believe they have it, and they believe to maintain it, they must oppress you lest you take it from them!
you are right to strive for better, but you would be wrong to think what they have is what you want."
Mike Elliott "Mr. ABSolute" ...yaaAAAAWW nnn! - 14 years, 8 months, 26 days ago

"i will not bow to you as you preach contempt for false idols. i am no longer a lamb to be led to the slaughter for your profit and i denounce my servitude to your deception and greed. where is your god given glory and wealth now false prophet?"
Mike Elliott "Mr. ABSolute" ...yaaAAAAWW nnn! - 14 years, 8 months, 27 days ago

dont you just love modern technology! i bought a new wireless adapter and installed it only to be told that my computer cant connect to any of the avaliable wireless networks in the area.

...the trouble is, i AM connected to a wireless network, im using it right now to post this tale! so what the f*ck is it talking about?!?!
Mike Elliott "Mr. ABSolute" ...yaaAAAAWW nnn! - 14 years, 10 months, 5 days ago

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by grace
Hello, how are you doing? i hope fine and all is good to you,am miss grace,Nice to meet u dear i want to be your friend , kindly indicate your interest in me by sending mail me here my private email ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com ) so my photos will send you ok. Thanks and a nice day'''''(grace) ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com )
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grace andrew - 10 years, 7 months, 12 days ago