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Mike Elliott
Mike Elliott
"Mr. ABSolute"



Name:
Mike Elliott, 38/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:2:47 PM
Join date:14 years, 10 months, 29 days ago
Location: What City Do You Live In? United Kingdom

About me:
no matter what colour you are, where you come from, what your religion is, what language you speak, if your an asshole ill call you an asshole!!
About you:
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): Sarcasm is a part of me!, <0*thumbsformike*0>
Herds: Drum and Bass Soldiers, ©ӐԼԼ ƬĦĘ ƁĘĄƱŦƗƑƱԼ ŞƗŊŊĘƦŞ™, SUGAR, ♥ Blonde ♥, Lea's Thumbs
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Satina
Satina
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Mike Elliott
the old dont have to worry about avoiding temptation. when your old, temptation avoids you!
Mike Elliott "Mr. ABSolute" ...yaaAAAAWW nnn! - 12 years, 8 months, 21 days ago
Mike Elliott
middle age, is when a narrow waist and a broad mind start to change places!
Mike Elliott "Mr. ABSolute" ...yaaAAAAWW nnn! - 12 years, 8 months, 21 days ago
Mike Elliott
"there is more to life than they would have you believe. they believe they have it, and they believe to maintain it, they must oppress you lest you take it from them!
you are right to strive for better, but you would be wrong to think what they have is what you want."
Mike Elliott "Mr. ABSolute" ...yaaAAAAWW nnn! - 12 years, 9 months, 6 days ago
Mike Elliott
"i will not bow to you as you preach contempt for false idols. i am no longer a lamb to be led to the slaughter for your profit and i denounce my servitude to your deception and greed. where is your god given glory and wealth now false prophet?"
Mike Elliott "Mr. ABSolute" ...yaaAAAAWW nnn! - 12 years, 9 months, 7 days ago
Mike Elliott
dont you just love modern technology! i bought a new wireless adapter and installed it only to be told that my computer cant connect to any of the avaliable wireless networks in the area.

...the trouble is, i AM connected to a wireless network, im using it right now to post this tale! so what the f*ck is it talking about?!?!
Mike Elliott "Mr. ABSolute" ...yaaAAAAWW nnn! - 12 years, 10 months, 14 days ago
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grace andrew
by grace
Hello, how are you doing? i hope fine and all is good to you,am miss grace,Nice to meet u dear i want to be your friend , kindly indicate your interest in me by sending mail me here my private email ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com ) so my photos will send you ok. Thanks and a nice day'''''(grace) ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com )
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grace andrew - 8 years, 7 months, 21 days ago
Martin

an award for awesome abs You have been given an award for awesome abs.
Crafted by Martin
Martin "L'ADORABLE" Adventurous - 11 years, 8 months, 16 days ago
Satina
Hi Sexy. I hope you're doing well. Miss ya!
You're an angel★♡ ★  You have been given You're an angel★♡ ★ .
Crafted by Smiley
Satina "non smoker" Crazy - 12 years, 7 months, 15 days ago
Satina
At least for the moment! =)
mine You have been given mine.
Crafted by Robert Best
Satina "non smoker" Crazy - 12 years, 8 months, 2 days ago
Unknown

Happy Easter - Jesus You have been given Happy Easter - Jesus.
Crafted by Ming
Unknown - 12 years, 8 months, 4 days ago
Kate
Thank you for shopping.
In the meantime, a little reminder as to why we need to sleep through the bunny's visit...
&quot;Run Away, run away!&quot You have been given "Run Away, run away!".
Crafted by Miss Heather
Kate "עילוי" sleep deprived - 12 years, 8 months, 5 days ago
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