pfff, you Americans...always with the padding... u take a perfectly good sport like Rugby, make everyone wear half a ton of padding and rename it of all things 'football'...???...ever been in any Ice Hockey fights??? If movies are anything to go by they are common and slighlty comical...
I presumed with you being her bitch and her saying she wanted to bite your kids she must be someone you know quite well.
Okie doke, so you are married? have 2 kids? We play different sports in Europe, it's all Football (Soccer) and Rugby. Most people here wouldn't even be aware it is considered a professional sport in North America.