If a farmer gew a field of dildos what would be thier biggest problem?

Squatters!
Unknown "Bat Man" Cheeky - 16 years, 9 months, 17 days ago

A poem:

An object ignored so often;

inanimate, unwanted, inconsequecial.

Plucked from anominity.



Dull when unoticed, sparkling when admired,

miniscule flecks of light no less mighty than the sky at night.



Smooth to touch, but rugged to the eye.

Memories of holidays, of lakes, of sea,

of chidhood; grey grandparents'

eyes stare up from within. From nothing?

A portal to past moments, an oval time capsule.



The whole world is set in hands.

The ancients were here once,

the mountains and fire spewed and created me,

me; a stone.

forgive my spelling mistakes
Unknown "Bat Man" Cheeky - 16 years, 10 months, 11 days ago

For anybody who loves punk and indie:

I got introduced to this band and now I'm soooooo addicted, check em out:

http://www.myspace.com/peteandthepirates

And if ya wanna check my stuff out:

http://.www.myspace.com/thinkitdoesntcostanything

if ya do tell me what ya think xxxxx

Unknown "Bat Man" Cheeky - 16 years, 10 months, 11 days ago

Hello hello! I'm Bat-Man, or Matt, it depends whether ur nice.

I try to be a nice boy but it's hard when people around you act like wankers.

Who wants a story? comment me and i'll write you one.
Unknown "Bat Man" Cheeky - 16 years, 10 months, 18 days ago