An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
Unknown "Tiff" Sleepy - 16 years, 10 months, 3 days ago

Lois : " We need to get a second car ! "
Peter : " Oh NO ! This guy bought a car out of the paper once and ten years later " BAM " HERPES ! "


Unknown "Tiff" Sleepy - 16 years, 10 months, 5 days ago

Takes place in a hospital waiting room !

Peter: " Sir I have some horrible news, your wife is a vegtable, you will have to feed her, bathe her, and care for her the rest of your life"

Guy: "Omg are you serious ? "

Peter: "No, I'm kidding she's dead !"

Hahaha
Unknown "Tiff" Sleepy - 16 years, 10 months, 8 days ago

" I'd love to stay and chat but your a total BITCH! "

Family Guy :)
Unknown "Tiff" Sleepy - 16 years, 10 months, 8 days ago