Mr CADBURY met Ms ROWNTREE in a room on QUALITY ST, it was AFTER 8.
He turned out the light for a bit of BLACK MAGIC!! He slipped his hand into her SNICKERS & showed her his CURLY WURLY.
Not keen to have any JELLY BABIES she let him have her up BOURNVILLE boulevard. She screamed with TURKISH DELIGHT as he took out his FUN SIZED MARS BAR!!!
It felt a bit CRUNCHIE and she wanted sum TIME OUT, but he did a TWIRL and came in a very MILKY WAY!!!