Sleep deprivation writes some of the best college papers.
Unknown "BRAINY poet" Intrigued - 17 years, 19 days ago

After having to reach into the toilet more than once to retrieve my school ID, you would think I would have learned not to tuck it into my pajama pants
Unknown "BRAINY poet" Intrigued - 17 years, 19 days ago

To this day I cannot comprehend why my parents laughed when I told them I wished I'd never been born.
Unknown "BRAINY poet" Intrigued - 17 years, 19 days ago

I was at the dentist and I burped, then he told me what I had for breakfast.
Unknown "BRAINY poet" Intrigued - 17 years, 19 days ago

It really irritates me when people talk about how grossly fat Britney is now, because I am shaped like that and don't consider myself fat.
Unknown "BRAINY poet" Intrigued - 17 years, 19 days ago