A true friend will be ur side when u nid them
A true friend will always tell u wat is right and wat is wrong
A true friend Will always lead u to the bright side
A true friend will nvr wnt to see u cry
A true friend will borrow u their shoulder when u nid it
A true friend will give you a sweet hug when u sad
A true friend will let u beat them when u not happy
A true friend will nvr leave u alone

--ivy--
Unknown "yuen yee jie" Loyal - 15 years, 10 months, 12 days ago

Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked 'em, I've roasted 'em, I've stewed 'em, I've barbequed 'em, I've even tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender."

The second cannibal asks, "What kind of missionary do you use?"

The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and their sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."

"Ah ha!" he replies. "No wonder.. those are friars!"

Unknown "yuen yee jie" Loyal - 16 years, 3 months, 20 days ago

10 commandments
The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme
Court building. There was a good reason for the move. You can't post

Thou Shalt Not Steal,
Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,
and Thou Shall Not Lie

in a building full of lawyers and politicians without creating a hostile
work environment.
Unknown "yuen yee jie" Loyal - 16 years, 3 months, 20 days ago

top ten least popular self help books
10. "Lie Your Sweet Ass Off And Become A Millionaire"

9. "Choking Coaches For The Soul" by Latrell Sprewell

8. "Combing! The Revolutionary New Way To Adjust Your Hair"

7. "How To Win Friends And Influence People In The Bus Station Men's Room"

6. "If You Want To Lose Weight, Just Stop Eating, You Fat Cow"

5. "George Michael's Do-It-Yourself Handbook"

4. "Five Simple Steps To Reducing All Human Problems To An Over-Generalized Formula"

3. "8 Weeks To A Sweatier You"

2. "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, At Least One Teletubby Is From The West Village"

1. "It's Hopeless" by Jack Kevorkian
Unknown "yuen yee jie" Loyal - 16 years, 3 months, 20 days ago

"The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburettor."

"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburettor is."

"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the carburettor."

"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?"
"In the swimming pool."


Unknown "yuen yee jie" Loyal - 16 years, 3 months, 20 days ago