PUB QUIZ!! Part 1 - answers in a message please!

1) What is the only part of the human body that can't repair itself?

2) The typical human body gives off an amount of heat equivalent to what size of Lightbulb?

3) What is a kissing gourami?

4) In the same year that Jimmy Hendrix died the Beatles broke up, what year was it?

5) Foreman, Longman, Lechman, Littleman and Thuma are the old names for what?


Unknown " Jill" Cheeky - 16 years, 10 months, 1 day ago

A woman gets on a bus holding a baby and the bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”

In a huff the woman slams her fare down and takes an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her senses that she is agitated and asks her what is wrong.

“The bus driver insulted me,” she fumes.

The man sympathises and says, “Why, he’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passengers.”

“You’re right,” she says, “ I think I’ll go back and give him a piece of my mind.”

“That’s a good idea,” says the man, “here, let me hold your monkey."
Unknown " Jill" Cheeky - 16 years, 10 months, 8 days ago

"It's a deal. It's a steal. It's sale of the fucking century! Actually, fuck it... I think I'll keep it"
Unknown " Jill" Cheeky - 16 years, 10 months, 9 days ago

A CUTE YOUNG LASS CALLED JILL
TRIED DYNAMITE FOR A SEXUAL THRILL
THEY FOUND HER VAGINA
IN SOUTH CAROLINA
AND BITS OF HER TITS IN BRAZIL
Unknown " Jill" Cheeky - 16 years, 10 months, 23 days ago