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Unknown "boegilzkie ♥" Naughty - 16 years, 10 months, 22 days ago

The quest!



Couple of my friends on FB love these lil Pet style apps where you can buy and profit from your friends, make them perform bizarre acts because your a sicko ($#%@!!) or give them gifts because you actually do care that they are your man servant ;)

One in particular I have been TRYING to buy, for reasons of my own, all vituous of course, but she's insanely expensive (on all of these apps >_>)!! So I now call to all pets who would see us achieving our dreams of being more than the total sum of our value on these sites and would see one of your kin rise to the dizzying heights of owner ownership. I do this not merely for my own personal gain, but to give a ray of hope to all of those pets who are severely mistreated, to those who are overly pampered and dream of a simple life, and to those who just want to stroke their ego and buy their ridiculously expensive owner!

This plea also goes out to those owners who would derive immense pleasure in seeing one of their own fall to pet status ;)

Do not let this opportunity to participate in this historical event pass you by. Be a part of what is surely to be a moment that will shake the nature of Human Pets to it's core! Never in the history of petdom can so many do so much for so few! Buy items from my store, bid in the auction, take your place in history!
Unknown "boegilzkie ♥" Naughty - 16 years, 10 months, 23 days ago

Sleep is one of those things I'm sure many of us would happily go without to spend more time with friends and family or off working to earn $$$$ Unfortunately, we have to sleep as our bodies needs the time to regenerate abused cells from out days activities, including the brain!

For me, the fact sleep is essential to the new days activities has now been reaffirmed! The dangers in waking up and checking the conveniently placed laptop before climbing out of bed are now forever etched into the annals of HP history to my eternal shame. Having received some loving attention from my adorable owner, I was inspired to return in kind and clicked on her profile to send her a virtual token of my affection for her diligence in pampering her pets. The laptop was running a big piggish as I had asked it to do too many thngs and had hit backspace on an unrelated application - or so I thought!

So I went through and created a flower and with it, placed a message of my undying virtual commitment to her as a dedicated pet should do - hit send, and then with horror realised that when I'd hit backspace, the browser had returned to my page and I had just sent myself a Valentine's Flower.

Oh the shame...so basically I've written this tale of woe so avert any shame should somebody scroll to the bottom and wonder why I am sending myself flowers - no I am not that shallow ;)
Unknown "boegilzkie ♥" Naughty - 16 years, 10 months, 29 days ago