Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.

So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After
driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible
blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the
attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend
the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this
huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she
explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let
you stay in my house"

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the
barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first
light."

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the
barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on
their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter
from a lawyer. It took him a few minutes to figure it
out, but he finally determined that it was from the lawyer
of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you
remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed
at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?"

"Yes, I do." said Bob

"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night,
go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Well, um, yes, "Bob said, a little embarrassed about
being found out, "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her
your name?"

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm
sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did." Why do you ask?"




"She just died and left me everything."

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't
you?... now keep that smile for the rest of the day.)

Unknown "ishy" Courageous - 17 years, 10 months, 4 days ago

Stolen Thoughts!

There are two sides to every divorce . . . Yours and Shithead's.

The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.

Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: 'Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!'

I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here.

I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

If life deals you lemons, make lemonade . . if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Mary's.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.

I am a nobody.. Nobody is perfect ... and therefore I am perfect.

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told a friend my plan to attain world peace, and he told me I have 'Schiffer Brains.'

No one ever says 'It's only a game!!' when their team is winning.

Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets, are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Marriage changes passion . . . suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

Unknown "ishy" Courageous - 17 years, 10 months, 6 days ago

Ok People! The countdown has finished! It's New Years Eve and for me the busiest night of the year! I shall be stopping at no less than 5 big events tonight, so if you see me come say hello. If not then party hard and don't let the side down ;-p

Happy New Year to All
Unknown "ishy" Courageous - 17 years, 10 months, 7 days ago

Hi, I have not worked out why i want thumbing but i do so please do it! Also if you can explain to me what its all about as well ;-p thanks
Unknown "ishy" Courageous - 17 years, 10 months, 8 days ago

What do you think your doing laying down there!!! The party hasn't finished yet get up and dance
Unknown "ishy" Courageous - 17 years, 10 months, 12 days ago