Just a little ha-ha for the day! :) Take care!
Never Argue with a Woman
One morning the husband returns after several
hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the
lake, the wife decides totake the boat out. She motors out a short
distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his
boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What
are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that
obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her
I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading" "Yes, but you
have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up." "For reading a book," she
replies, "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again,
I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading" "Yes, but you
have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have
to charge you with Sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't
even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all
the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a
nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who
reads. It's likely she can also think.
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- 16 years, 9 months, 14 days ago