General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his
>reply to the lady who
>interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel
>about gun laws
>you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.
>It is a portion of an ABC
>interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was
>about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.
>
>FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
>So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young
>boys when they visit your base?
>
>GENERAL COSGROVE:
>We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
>
>FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
>Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
>
>GENERAL COSGROVE:
>I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
>
>FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
>Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be
>teaching children?
>
>GENERAL COSGROVE:
>I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before
>they even touch a firearm.
>
>FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
>But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
>
>GENERAL COSGROVE:
>Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are
>you?
>
>The radio went silent and the interview ended.
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