This past weekend I had a really good time, chilling with my friends and partying it up.

You know that annoying song 'Crank That' by Soldia Boy? I finally learned that meaning of "Superman that hoe!"

A bunch of us drunk fucks were in the pool at my house, and one of the guys decided to swim between a friend and I underwater. Apparently his judgement is waaaay off. He propelled himself from the side of the pool, arms extended and firsts closed....and plowed right into my pussy....Superman style. I'm surprised I don't have a bruise...he almost shattered my vajayjay. How the hell did he miss my big 'ol Italian thigh??? lol
Unknown "Frisky" Seductive - 16 years, 9 months ago

Andie is a photoshopping fool....with far too much time on her hands.

Her myspace friends are going to dislike her once they sign on again, unless they have a sense of humor. *grin*
Unknown "Frisky" Seductive - 16 years, 9 months, 5 days ago

This is what I deal with day to day. Sitting in the office, at 2:30...all the bosses and office people have left early for the day. Except me of course because I NEED my paycheck every week.

So one of the workers comes into the office. He is HUGE, and SLOW. I really think he is on the verge of mongoloidism. And he feels the need to talk to me about the stupidest, most useless shit. In fact he's been talking to me now for about 20 minutes, nonstop, and still hasn't realized that I am ignoring him.

Oh God, shoot me. The hospital would be much more quiet....and they have drugs! And no mongolian Pillsburry Doughboy types.
Unknown "Frisky" Seductive - 16 years, 9 months, 7 days ago

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Unknown "Frisky" Seductive - 16 years, 9 months, 7 days ago

*grrr* Nothing worse than having a Friday off....getting called in early and told you can go straight home, and then on your way home being told to come back to work for the full day....Nice.

Then the BK tards fucked up my breakfast.

And now I am gettin razzed by the other boss, which has me a lovely shade of red, as I am trying to keep my professionalism and not blow up on his sorry ass. Sometimes I can understand why his daughter doesn't speak to him....I can't image living with that man. Sometimes his sarcasm is funny....but he doesn' know when to stop. Like when he sees you are in a foul mood and giving him eye-daggers.

What I would give to stand up, tell his ass off and kick his testicles through his fucking eye sockets. And then go home and do the things I had already planned on my day [not so much] off.
Unknown "Frisky" Seductive - 16 years, 9 months, 17 days ago