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"Delicious D"
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Bleasy , 40/Male
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| Last login: | over 3 weeks ago |
| Local time: | 8:26 PM |
| Join date: | 16 years, 6 months, 28 days ago |
| Location: | Moon second shelf United Kingdom
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About me:
Society has become sick with some nameless malady of the soul. We have become the playthings of corporations intent on converting our world into a gargantuan shopping precinct. Pleasantness and civility are being discarded as the worthless ephemera of a bygone age - an age when men doffed their hats to the ladies, and small children could be counted upon to mind one's Jack Russell while one took a mild and bitter in the local hostelry.
Instead, we live in a world where children are huge hooded creatures l
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About you:
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| Orientation: | Straight
| | Herds (lead): | Mental cases |
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Bleasy's tales
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I work as a Fire Safety Officer at the Cadbury's factory in Bournville, and I am the butt of many a joke in my local, as people remind me that I am "about as much use as a chocolate fire-guard." However, I have the last laugh as they fail to realise that I have an unblemished record in over 8 years of service.
Bleasy "Delicious D"
- 15 years, 5 months, 10 days ago
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MUMS. Confuse your children by mixing butter with their I can't Believe It's Not Butter. They won't know what to believe.
Bleasy "Delicious D"
- 15 years, 8 months, 8 days ago
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I was never in Vietnam, so when I see helicopter blades spinning it takes me back to the time I was in a hot steamy Vietnamese restaurant with a slowly rotating ceiling fan.
Bleasy "Delicious D"
- 15 years, 8 months, 25 days ago
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HOMELESS people. Lighten your load by not buying a dog.
Bleasy "Delicious D"
- 15 years, 8 months, 25 days ago
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I have made an study of diabetics. One minute they're on the floor with a loved one standing by screaming "Give him some chocolate! Give him some chocolate!" The next day someone offers them a piece of chocolate and quick as a flash they say "No thanks, I'm diabetic." I wish they'd get their story straight.
Bleasy "Delicious D"
- 15 years, 9 months, 8 days ago
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