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lornaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! hehehe sorry i haven't been on HP as often as before.. but i'm almost always at FB.. ;) thanks for petting!! i missed you!!! how are you doing?? ^_^

helloooo lorna, my favorite friend on the other side of the moon:) yesss, i did miss you... a lot... (this is becoming a little strange with all this missing and stuff :P ) hahaha DONT SCARE AWAY THE LADIESS:D what the hell are me and maria going to eat?:)
anywayz, i gave myself the freedom to write a second part of your disturbingly nice story (disturbing because, well, u killed me in it? before that u put me in jail... well if it was the other way around, first kill, then jail, i guess that would be a little more disturbing:) )

"The Milos story: return of the damned" In this continuation, it is revealed that milos was not actually killed by the hangman, but was instead set free... the hangman, a proud and honorable warrior, was amazed by young milos, and he found the strength to forgive milos’s crimes and set the prisoners black heart loose... he took milos to a black forest and told him to run away, never to return, and that for all the world he will be dead... hangman turned to leave, and milos, for reasons unknown, quickly found a branch, and stabbed hangman in the back... a not very smart move, considering that the hangman had armor plates on his back... surprised, and, in a way, amused, the hangman turned and looked milos right in the eye... and they both smiled... and then the hangman chopped milos's head off. the end

so? what do ya think?:) i like my story better:) it has a nice twist... but, in the end, it lacks one "thing"... you:) so, i gave myself the freedom (again??) to write a third and final part... a trilogy is born:)

"The Milos story: the fellowship of hell" Having himself decapitated, milos found himself in a strange room, with a lot of strange pictures of a lady standing above some very sad and, come to think of it, heartless guys... that was he heard screams from outside the room, some far, some close... soon entered a pretty girl, in a sexy red outfit *hehe*... milos recognized the lady from the spooky pics... and recognized a tail?! "Hi, im Lorna" she said. "Nice to meet you, im Aleksandar" milos lied, he thought that it would be better not to tell his real name... but... somehow... lorna knew... and she looked milos right in the eye... and they both smiled... and then lorna took milos's heart out.......... with a kiss:)
a love story? probably not, just a welcome kiss for a similar soul... so they talked, and wrote each other all the time... and at night, when the moon is full, you can hear them typing something new... making something up(again):) the FINAL end

omg, what a post:) oh well, maybe its too big for a story, but i dont care, its brilliant:) hope you like, write to me soon, kissesss *mwaaaaaaah*

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my lovely princess, how are u? sorry for this late reply, ive been busy, gotta get some exams out the way... and its not that easy, im not feeling well, im hungry... for some reason no one is bringing me my sarma?! damn it... and every time when someone calls and tells me they are gonna get me something to eat, i end up only hearing screams and 24 chops... and no sarma... or slatko:(

hehe so it seems we both dislike the kuhinja:) but for me, u are a master chef, because the only thing i can make in the kitchen is tea... a really bad tea... poisoned like i made it from snakes:( im joking, but its not that far from the truth...
now ive gotta a itsy bitsy question for u *loooong pause* ... what do you do?... u know... in REAL life? :)

well, i did watch a lot of tv when i was young (back in the day of '45) :) but now its mostly about the music... and i dont really understand what are u implying with the oopss *milos is pretending that he is stupid like a fox* heheh u crazy girl :D

so, Venus eh? you people get on our nerves, your planet is blocking our view... one of these days we're gonna send u a sarma bomb, to clear the night sky:) but, on the other hand, i think thats not that likely, you know that old saying: "u cant live without venusianess, and u definately want to live with a lot of them":) so, dont worry, your secret is safe with me *pinkie promises*... and my family... and Marija... and that FBI guy i once meet... and... (u get the picture - ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!) :) ouch! wtf... wheres my pinkie?! :)

sexy? trim? delish?! hmm im getting a little bit scared right now, it seems you are now after MYYY roasted heart... u sexy devil u *wink wink* :) ... its a good thing im already dead:) and well yeah, of course u like me this way (dead way), im in your realm now... and i dont really find that three-headed dog cute... or fun :| ... but hey, im not gonna get bitchy here, he's your pet, in your house by the lake of fire, im just a guest who is learning how to surf... and i like your goblin friends, theyre my kind of peop... goblins:) they sure can drink that red wine *its blood, noooooo**milos wakes up in his bed screaming* oh, it was just a dream... but then why are u here, and why i have a hangover, with the taste of blood in my mou... uh-oh :)

i almost forgot how much fun "talking" with u is:) hope u are well, im sending lots of kisses your way...

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Thanks for dropping by to shop and for the comment. Very sweet. And a diamond mic!! Perfect. All I need is an audience now! *hugs* :)

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hehe ok, u got me, im not really from serbia, actually im from mars... which are, in fact, the same place :) joking aside, thanx for the compliment, i really dont know why im so damn smart, ask God when you fight him next time :) joking aside *again?... douh* maybe its just because most of the stuff i watch and listen to are in english, so you could say that im used to english... brainwashing, anyone? :)

hahahaha string beans and sarma :D i see you are extremely fluent in serbian kitchen... but just to make it strait, we dont eat that every day... we would all be fat and pretty much dead if that was true:) wait! wait a minute! but we ARE all fat and smelly ...... damn :) hehe... so, whats your usual food? except the roasted souls thingy? :)

and i diiiiid miss you... not many people here are like you... in a mad way:)
ps: this is the second time that im writing this... the first time the power went out... its not funny! im sorryyyy because i didnt write you sooner, but you cant go around cutting peoples power off, thats just mean:)

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