Warning!!! Don't climb stuff when your hammered and it's raining!!!

Had a great night last night, got absolutely waisted, then got home to find we were locked out so I attempted to climb two stories onto the bulcany to get in. I got to the first floor and slipped and fell flat on my back. Most people would've learnt something from that but not me, I decided to have another go. Once again I got to the first floor, slipped again in exactly the same place and came crashing down for a second time. Fortunately once I was wet, muddy and covered in blood I realised a third attempt would just be plain stupid. I hope you can all learn from my stupidity. I'm hoping not to sustain any more injuries tonight but thats always difficult when alchohol's involved. Wish me luck.
Unknown "smiley" Daring - 16 years, 10 months, 13 days ago