check out my shop too will ya?
thanx peeps *smoochies* :*
Unknown "ShifatTwinkletoe" Feisty - 16 years, 8 months, 8 days ago

more thumbs, more thumbs! :)

thanks for the thumbs guys. would appreciate it if u would check out my shop as well. thanks again, will re-thumb not to worry~

EDIT: pls leave me a msg/comment to say u've thumbed so that i can rethumb, thanks =]
Unknown "ShifatTwinkletoe" Feisty - 16 years, 8 months, 14 days ago

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
Unknown "ShifatTwinkletoe" Feisty - 16 years, 8 months, 15 days ago

Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"

Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"

The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,

He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
Unknown "ShifatTwinkletoe" Feisty - 16 years, 8 months, 15 days ago

I was born a suspect. I can walk down any street in America and women will clutch their purses tighter, hold onto their Mace, lock their car doors. If I look up into the windows of the apartments I pass I can see old ladies on the phone. They’ve already dialed 9-1- and are just waiting for me to do something wrong. (Chris Rock)
Unknown "ShifatTwinkletoe" Feisty - 16 years, 8 months, 15 days ago