Foreword:
The below is a fictionous tale. Any similarities or resemblance to any person / story / animals / object died or alive are of pure coincidence. The author will not be responsible for any damages / injuries, physical or otherwise in any way.

once upon a time, in a far far away place called chiobu island. there lived one yandao, macho, funny, adorable, cute, horny MJ who never bathe. his name is Mai-gay Jacksome

he ish like to wolf whistle at chiobu. and scream "wah lan! I ish horny liao!" this is his best pick up line. and most of the time, he get slapped. but he is an optimist. everytime he tio slappd, he shout out "wah lan! physical contact with chiobu liao!"

so please, join the "save the chio bu" project by fingering MJ every time you see him sprout nonesense. you'll know what he'll reply you.

"I ISH LUB CHIU DIP DIP DIPPER THAN CHIOUR LONG-KANG!!!!!!"
Unknown "Simon" Timid - 16 years, 10 months, 26 days ago