Ten reasons to have more sex (as if we needed one)

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone oestrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special trainers just a wetsuit (nudge nudge wink wink)
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7 Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

So there you go stop reading this and go have some. :)
Chris Waite Full of Kilty Cakeness - 15 years, 8 months, 22 days ago

*sends a thick cloud of fog to completely cover you from which several hug monsters can appear from, pouncing you for a damn good huggling before disappearing back into the fog*
Chris Waite Full of Kilty Cakeness - 15 years, 10 months, 22 days ago

*sends in a troupe of hug monsters in tutus and tights to do an extra special performance of the Hugcracker Suite before all huggling you very tightly and then pirouetting out the door*
Chris Waite Full of Kilty Cakeness - 15 years, 11 months, 8 days ago

*several hug monsters rush in in a cloud of confetti, gives you a huge festive huggling, before disappearing with a flash in a cloud of theatrical smoke*
Chris Waite Full of Kilty Cakeness - 15 years, 11 months, 8 days ago

*throws a very long, incredibly thin huggle monster at you that wraps itself round you as a huge huggle scarf to keep you toasty warm all day and to give you occasional squeezy huggles*
Chris Waite Full of Kilty Cakeness - 15 years, 11 months, 29 days ago