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Full of Kilty Cakeness

Chris Waite



Name:
Chris Waite, 52/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:5:29 AM
Join date:17 years, 2 days ago
Location: East Kilbride United Kingdom

About me:
I like to curl up on comfy chairs or beds, and be petted and hugged loads. It's an easy life being a pet really :)
About you:
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds: MASTER / MISTRESS / slave / sub, ® Ŧ ῌ € ≈ Ƶ ʘ ʘ ™, Brats Incorporated, booze bags and booze hounds, Your Ultimate Desire, ♥LOVERS LOUNGE♥, Wacky Entertainment, ©ӐԼԼ ƬĦĘ ƁĘĄƱŦƗƑƱԼ ŞƗŊŊĘƦŞ™, ® Ŧ ῌ € ≈ Ƶ ʘ ʘ ™ 2, stripey stocking appreciation, UNDER CONSTRUCTION, HP's NaughtyChildren C-A-U-K-S
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"Saucy Minx"
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Chris Waite
Ten reasons to have more sex (as if we needed one)

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone oestrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special trainers just a wetsuit (nudge nudge wink wink)
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7 Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

So there you go stop reading this and go have some. :)
Chris Waite Full of Kilty Cakeness - 15 years, 9 months, 23 days ago
Chris Waite
*sends a thick cloud of fog to completely cover you from which several hug monsters can appear from, pouncing you for a damn good huggling before disappearing back into the fog*
Chris Waite Full of Kilty Cakeness - 15 years, 11 months, 23 days ago
Chris Waite
*sends in a troupe of hug monsters in tutus and tights to do an extra special performance of the Hugcracker Suite before all huggling you very tightly and then pirouetting out the door*
Chris Waite Full of Kilty Cakeness - 16 years, 4 days ago
Chris Waite
*several hug monsters rush in in a cloud of confetti, gives you a huge festive huggling, before disappearing with a flash in a cloud of theatrical smoke*
Chris Waite Full of Kilty Cakeness - 16 years, 4 days ago
Chris Waite
*throws a very long, incredibly thin huggle monster at you that wraps itself round you as a huge huggle scarf to keep you toasty warm all day and to give you occasional squeezy huggles*
Chris Waite Full of Kilty Cakeness - 16 years, 24 days ago
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by grace
Dearest one, My name is grace, I am very happy to view your profile here today,as I'm interested in knowing you.reply me through my private email address at ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com ) so that i can write you and send you my picture. Yours truly grace

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grace andrew - 10 years, 8 months, 25 days ago
Aimee Liadt
Xx...You are missed...xX
Time after time you amaze me You have been given Time after time you amaze me.
Crafted by Mortitia
Aimee Liadt "Spideys Sexy Sub" Thirsty Temptation - 11 years, 8 months, 15 days ago
Aimee Liadt
Xx...good afternoon Sir...xX
a piece of my heart You have been given a piece of my heart.
Crafted by Saija
Aimee Liadt "Spideys Sexy Sub" Thirsty Temptation - 11 years, 8 months, 15 days ago
Aimee Liadt
xxxxxxxxXXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxxxxxlove yaXXXXxxxxxxxxxxx
Aimee Liadt "Spideys Sexy Sub" Thirsty Temptation - 11 years, 8 months, 26 days ago
Aimee Liadt
x...and always will...x
i adore u~♥♥ You have been given i adore u~♥♥.
Crafted by OZAN
Aimee Liadt "Spideys Sexy Sub" Thirsty Temptation - 11 years, 9 months, 3 days ago
Lady Redbush

Hooray For Boobies!! You have been given Hooray For Boobies!!.
Crafted by Mella Von Danger
Lady Redbush "SlipperyWhenWet" Tired - 11 years, 11 months, 15 days ago
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