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"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."
Unknown "My Sexy Wifey" Frisky
- 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago
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“If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.”
Unknown "My Sexy Wifey" Frisky
- 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago
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“Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.”
Unknown "My Sexy Wifey" Frisky
- 16 years, 9 months, 27 days ago
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“Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.”
Unknown "My Sexy Wifey" Frisky
- 16 years, 9 months, 27 days ago
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