I am in a long distance relationship, I travel to Canada about 10 times a year.
About you:
I'm boring, but spend a lot of time online.. You can find me on twitter as car4dave Check me out on myspace as car4dave too. :o)
I haven't been keeping up with human pets, you can see my latest "tales" on dave6.posterous.com, I have been posting lots of funnies, pics and videos there..
I would like to meet anyone who would like to be friends. I do not spend a lot of time here but get alerts in email.
Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.
Read her sales pitch below...
Dog For Sale
Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit'.
David Gross"טרקי"Peppy
- 15 years, 8 months, 10 days ago
Bull.....
My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
“THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR”
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .......Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR”
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! ............You could learn a lot from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
“THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR”
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, "That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one."
I looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.”
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
David Gross"טרקי"Peppy
- 15 years, 8 months, 11 days ago
COURAGE?
What is the meaning of courage? Is it to fight a bull in a bullfight? Is it to drive a formula 1 car? Is it to fly a fighter in combat? Is it to practice free falling parachuting? Is it bungee jumping, wild water rafting?
Is it to gamble your salary on a coin toss?
Is it to insult the doorman in a bar? Is it to insult your boss? Is it to go on a defective ferris wheel? Bullshit........those are nothing! THIS is COURAGE!!!
David Gross"טרקי"Peppy
- 15 years, 9 months, 21 days ago
