Why you shouldn't cheat.....


A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband was terrified, and screamed, Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you? The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You do whatever you have to".




Unknown Frisky - 16 years, 6 months, 26 days ago

Unknown Frisky - 16 years, 6 months, 26 days ago

So I'm writing today in pure frustration of my friends, well, actually one in particular! You see, I pride myself on being the type of friend who is always there when someone needs someone to talk to or wants advice! I have always been the type of person also who gives better relationship advice then takes it , lol, what can i say?? Anyways, getting back to the subject of why i am writing, and I won't specify names, but a friend that i have known for a while now, who regularly comes to me for advice when things between him and his girlfriend go bad did one of the stupidest things any person could do, which fully makes the saying "you can't help those who won't help themselves, " so very true! So a brief background here, they tend to fight pretty regularly over the stupidest shit, she constantly does things that hurt him or upset him,i.e going out drinking and not returning til the next morning type of things, and he constantly makes excuses for her poor judgement!! Anyways to say the least they have one of the most, and for lack of a better word here "disturbed" realtionships! And each time he comes to me for advice or my opinion! Well each time my advice is always the same, if your not happy you need to move on and find someone who fully appreciates you for the wonderful person you are! Well obviously my advice is good for a whole 5 minutes with him, cuz his response is, but I love her and she says she will change, and I don't want to be alone! (well that change never happens, and I'd rather be alone than treated like crap!) So recently the got into a pretty big disagreement that led to him getting a cut up face and her getting arrested!!! Now, tell me would you stay in a relationship like this???? Well...I sure as hell wouldn't, and I've been in some bad ones! So once again he came to me for advice, and I was as supportive as I could be, and for once I thought he would finally see that this was unhealthy and move on....well...he did, for like 2 days and that was it! And all he says is that she promises she will change...well people like that never change! So as sad as it is I find myself ending our friendship due to this, because I can not watch someone do this to themselves! Its sad and he is a wonderful friend, but I can't help him anymore because he chooses to not better his situation! It is unfortunate that we allow ourselves to be brought down mentally or physically by people who try to manipulate others just to be happy! So to that friend I will miss you dearly, and am sad that this is what you have chosen for yourself because for whatever reason you feel this is as good as it will get for you! But if you decide that one day your better than this I hope you come find me, because i will gladly take you back as my friend!


Unknown Frisky - 16 years, 7 months ago

"Pretty Girl" by Sugarcult this song has alot to say about me!
Unknown Frisky - 16 years, 7 months ago

This vacation's useless
These white pills aren't kind
I've given a lot of thought on this 13-hour drive
I miss the grinding concrete where we sat past 8 or 9
And slowly finished laughing in the glow of our headlights
I've given a lot of thought to the nights we use to have
The days have come and gone
Our lives went by so fast
I faintly remember breathing on your bedroom floor
Where I laid and told you, but you swear you loved me more

Do you care if i don't know what to say
Will you sleep tonight or will you think of me
Will i shake this off, pretend it's all okay
That there's someone out there who feels just like me
There is

Those notes you wrote me
I've kept them all
I've given a lot of thought of how to write you back this fall
With every single letter in every single word
There will be a hidden message about a boy that
loves a girl

Do you care if i don't know what to say
Will you sleep tonight or will you think of me
Will i shake this off, pretend it's all okay
that there's someone out there who feels just like me
There is

Do you care if i don't know what to say?
Will you sleep tonight or will you think of me
Will i shake this off, pretend it's all okay
That there's someone out there who feels just like me

Do you care if i don't know what to say?
Will you sleep tonight or will you think of me
Will i shake this off, pretend it's all okay
That there's someone out there who feels just like me
There is



Unknown Frisky - 16 years, 7 months, 4 days ago