IF I WAS IN UR BED

If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do?

1) Go back to sleep
2) Slap me
3) Cuss me out
4) Push me off the bed
5) Just tell me to leave
6) Climb on top of me and cuddle
7) Do me
8) Make me breakfast
9) Ask me my name
10) Call the cops
lol
Repost in your tales too!!!!! and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back... hehe put your answers below in a comment =)

Michelle Beukes "Sexy Lady" Loving - 15 years, 4 months, 28 days ago

IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS AND WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR TALE or comment... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE...

Michelle Beukes "Sexy Lady" Loving - 15 years, 6 months, 18 days ago

A little girl asked her father, 'How did the human race appear?'

The father answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so
was all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.

The mother answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the
human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her father and said, 'Dad how is it
possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom
said they developed from monkeys?'

The father answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side

of the family and your mother told you about hers.


Michelle Beukes "Sexy Lady" Loving - 16 years, 6 days ago

Never take someone for granted
Hold every person close to your heart
Because you might wake up one day
And realize that you've lost a diamond
While you were too busy collecting stones.


Michelle Beukes "Sexy Lady" Loving - 16 years, 6 days ago

reasons not to mess with children.




A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

Michelle Beukes "Sexy Lady" Loving - 16 years, 8 days ago