There was a young lady named Kite

Whose speed was much faster than light.

She left home one day

In a relative way

And returned on the previous night
Unknown "spankalicious" Cheeky - 17 years, 10 months, 4 days ago

There was a young lass from Australia

Who painted her ass like a Dahlia

The shape it was fine

And the color devine

But the aroma--well, that was a faihlia
Unknown "spankalicious" Cheeky - 17 years, 10 months, 4 days ago

There Once was a Man called Reg

Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge

Along came his wife

With a big Carving Knife

And cut off his meat and two veg
Unknown "spankalicious" Cheeky - 17 years, 10 months, 4 days ago

I have a private herd if any of the good guys need help with thumbs. it is invite only so let me know :)
Unknown "spankalicious" Cheeky - 17 years, 10 months, 6 days ago

Thumber lovin' had me a blast

Thumber lovin' happened so fast

I met a girl crazy for me

Met a boy cute as can be

Thumber days driftin' away, to uh-oh those thumber nights
Unknown "spankalicious" Cheeky - 17 years, 10 months, 9 days ago