A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were

giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a

piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.'

He left it where he knew she would find it.


The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'


Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.


Unknown "enchantress" Frisky - 16 years, 7 months, 1 day ago

Never take someone for granted
Hold every person close to your heart
Because you might wake up one day
And realize that you've lost a diamond
While you were too busy collecting stones.
Unknown "enchantress" Frisky - 16 years, 7 months, 1 day ago

DEEP THOUGHT OF THE DAY

Some people are like slinkies,
They don't really have a purpose,
But they still bring a smile to your face
When you push them down the stairs.

Unknown "enchantress" Frisky - 16 years, 7 months, 1 day ago

There was a 10 year old boy walking down the side walk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.

He said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do.'

The Madam figured, 'why not?', so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.

He asked, 'Do any of the girls have any diseases?'

Of course the Madam said 'no', but the boy replied...

'I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber...so THAT'S the girl I want!'

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.

Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog and headed out the door.

The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease instead of one of the others?'

He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my babysitter.

After they leave my babysitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of 'little boys'.

She will get the disease that I just caught.

When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On the way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the disease.

Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex and Mom will catch it.

In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a 'quickie' with Mom and catch the disease...

...and HE'S the 'son-of-a-bitch' who ran over my FROG!'
Unknown "enchantress" Frisky - 16 years, 7 months, 1 day ago

Your Loving Arms - Karen Overton

Sometimes the way that you act makes me wonder,
What I am to you,
Sometimes I can't stand the way that I'm acting,
To be part of the things you do,
Often I've asked you for too much of your time,
I've been stealing,
And when I dream of the fear that you're leaving,
I reach out,
Oh baby then you,
Mmmm, oh yeah...

So many times have I asked you to tell me,
That I'm your girl,
Time after time I have needed a reason,
Just to get inside your world,
So many times have I asked you to ask me,
How it feels to love,
And when its love seems the only conclusion,
That I'm guilty of,
Oh baby then you,
Mmmm, oh yeah...

Put your loving arms around me,
And you whisper to me when you,
Put your loving arms around me,
And inside your arms I'm burning,
Put your loving arms around me,
And you whisper to me when you,
Put your loving arms around me,
And inside your arms I'm burning,
I'm burning,
Inside your arms I'm burning,
Yeah burning...

Burning I'm burning,
Inside your arms I'm burning,
Yeah burning...

Oh yeah...

Sometimes the way that you act makes me wonder,
What I am to you,
Sometimes I can't stand the way that I'm acting,
To be part of the things you do,
Often I've asked you for too much of your time,
I've been stealing,
And when I dream of the fear that you're leaving,
I reach out...

So many times have I asked you to tell me,
That I'm your girl,
Time after time I have needed a reason,
Just to get inside your world,
So many times have I asked you to ask me,
How it feels to love,
And when its love seems the only conclusion,
That I'm guilty of,
Oh baby then you,
Put your loving arms around me,
And you whisper to me when you,
Put your loving arms around me,

Unknown "enchantress" Frisky - 16 years, 7 months, 1 day ago