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Bev
Bev owns this human at 120000 points.
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"My Knight "



Name:
Unknown, 53/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:10:19 PM
Join date:16 years, 6 months, 29 days ago
Location: Cape Town, Western Cape South Africa

"A Wild Tiger on the prowl....."
About me:
Adventurous, fun, ambitious, wild, caring, ...
About you:
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): Tigers and Daisies, NUMB THUMB
Herds: THUMB Turn oNs!!!

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A South African is sitting at a bar in New York City and
looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.
The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your
date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I
was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?"
The South African explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk
to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken
because I am wearing panties!''
The South African smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody
things running about an hour fast,- can I buy you a drink?

Unknown "My Knight " Naughty - 16 years, 5 months, 7 days ago
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Buy or Rent?


I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship, it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?

But...

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Is it just me, or is it better to rent?


Unknown "My Knight " Naughty - 16 years, 5 months, 7 days ago
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Mornin Shoppers, new items in stock... Hurry while stocks last !
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Unknown "My Knight " Naughty - 16 years, 5 months, 22 days ago
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Grab your coat and let me hold you,
don't shrug your shoulders,
lay down beside me.
Sure I can accept we're going nowhere,
but one last time let's go there,
come lay down beside me.

Unknown "My Knight " Naughty - 16 years, 5 months, 23 days ago
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Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived
home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in
the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the
table set. She was astonished!
It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said, 'Wives
who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired
to have sex'.

The night went very well. The next day, she told her office
friends all about it. 'We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up
the kitchen. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry
and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening.'

'But what about afterward?' asked her friends.

'Oh, that ..., Ralph was too tired..'


Unknown "My Knight " Naughty - 16 years, 5 months, 23 days ago
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Unknown
Hey Lancelot
Dropped by to say hello and thumbed your tales! Hope you are well! xxx
You have been given a dance in pants for you !.
Crafted by Roxy
Unknown "my prenses" Adored - 16 years, 4 months, 16 days ago
Bev
hope you keeping well
You have been given ♦Cruisin' by to say Hi♦.
Crafted by Lily
Bev "Busy pet" ♥♥So freeking busy♥♥ - 16 years, 4 months, 24 days ago
Unknown
Time for me to go and start living my life Lance take care will miss ya! xxx
You have been given buh bye.
Crafted by Unknown
Unknown ............ ............ ...... - 16 years, 4 months, 24 days ago
DeAdLyTaSh
Hey !!!!
You have been given Dropping By To Say Hello = ).
Crafted by Unknown
DeAdLyTaSh "Big Mama" END OF GAME FOR ME LATERZ HP - 16 years, 4 months, 25 days ago
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I'm so pleased for you Lance...just don't be a stranger xxx
You have been given Mr.Happy.
Crafted by Unknown
Unknown ............ ............ ...... - 16 years, 5 months, 8 days ago
Unknown

You have been given where are you?? =(.
Crafted by Jon
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