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"VERYBADeskimo"



Name:
dav , 47/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:12:32 AM
Join date:17 years, 14 days ago
Location: Letterkenny Ireland

"C-cool like a fool in a swimming p-p-POOL!"
About me:
I will not clean my bum by scooching across your carpet! (I do clean it though, don't worry).

I like eating and reading and coffee and music and anime (Bleach!) and South Park and sci-fi and ninja and koalas, and, believe it or not, socks. Oh, and of course, that thing your mom does with her tongue. Mmm, tongue...

I do not like furry gremlins or bad coffee or text speak or people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures or the French!

I am ambivalent about curtain materials and decorative tableware.
About you:
If you've said "Woooo, I'm a little bit crazy, I'm mad me" on your profile - trust me, you're not. Get over it. Now that that's out of the way, be yourself, you're probably great! But hey, if you really want to be wacky and zany like Spongebob, maybe it'll turn out you are after you stop trying.

Remember, we're all unique individuals, just like each other.
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
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1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"The simple facts are these: the original hierarchical structure of the Tiste Edur tribes proved well-suited to the Letherii system of power through wealth."

2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
My bookshelf

3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Don't watch TV. It was Naruto on my computer though.

4.) Without looking guess what time it is?
1416

5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1420

6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Faint traffic and contruction machinery, wind in trees.

7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Last night, helping sister carry stuff into house.

8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Webtext and two other profiles.

9.) What are you wearing?
Black jeans, red long sleeve t-shirt.

10.) Did you dream last night?
No.

11.) When did you last laugh?
Yesterday

12.) What are on the walls you are in?
Posters, couple pieces of art, dreamcatcher, lucky charms.

13.) Seen anything weird lately?
Depends on your perspective.

14.) What do you think of this quiz?
More offbeat than the average bear.

15.) What was the last film you saw?
Hellboy (the first one - yes, I'm gearing up!)

16.) If you became a multi-millionaire
Party. Travel. Relax. No work.

17.) Tell me something about you that I don’t know?
No.

18.) If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would it be?
Bye bye organised religion.

19.) Do you like to dance?
Depends on mood and music but yes, sometimes I do.

20.) George Bush:
Puppet soon to have strings cut.

21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Aisling.

22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Undecided. Fionn maybe...

23.) Would you ever consider living abroad?
Done it twice already.
dav "VERYBADeskimo" Sleepy - 16 years, 5 months, 20 days ago
dav
Rejoice one and all, large and small, be ye feathered scaled or furred, I have returned to Facebook, and much more importantly, Human Pets!

On the non-rejoicing front, some of you face terrible, terrible retribution for taking advantage of my absence and abusing my pets!
dav "VERYBADeskimo" Sleepy - 16 years, 8 months, 8 days ago
dav
Have moved house and no longer have internet access - working to remedy this asap but it'll probably be the weekend at the earliest :( Nipped on in work now but don't have time for it generally speaking one is very busy, blah!

Thanks to all who are petting, commenting, shopping or just dropping by to nosy while I'm away - I'll get back to all of you as soon as I can!
dav "VERYBADeskimo" Sleepy - 16 years, 8 months, 29 days ago
dav
Part 2 (turns out I wasn't done).

What the hell does that mean anyway - what exactly is whiter than white!? There's no such thing as the essence of whiteness, at least not in the six (more? needs analysis) dimensions I am accustomed to operating in. And no, before you bring him into it, Vanilla Ice is not the essence of whiteness, he is the personification of it. Gods help us all. Still, it could've been worse. It could've been Britney. Oh yes, I went there. I jumped on that wagon along with most of the rest of the world (possible exception: that gay kid from YouTube with the fabu ahemcough I mean totally gay hair - I'm not sure if he still likes her, sometimes it's hard to be a wawoMan. Anyone?), most especially of course the press that once adored her.

Ah, if we could only have found some wonderful, magical way to genetically stunt her growth, both mentally and physically, and have kept her sixt...err, sev...no, wait, eighteen forever. Wouldn't that have been just great. Like a fine glass of wine with good friends on a balmy summer evening beside a pool on a beach overlooking a waterfall with a perfect sunset silhouetting the beautiful palm trees which are growing money that falls into your lap . Well, maybe it wouldn't have been that nice, but it would have been better than where she gone done got herself at now y'all hear me, aaiiight peace out.

Sorry, sorry, don't know where that last bit came from. I have been ebonising (badly I might add) quite frequently today. The rest if it, the waffling and random prose et al, I am afraid to say, is a constant.
dav "VERYBADeskimo" Sleepy - 16 years, 9 months, 12 days ago
dav
Well, I found the girl. Have sent Easter egg with stunned but polite message. Awaiting digital embarrassment come Easter. Btw there's no point in asking who she is because I won't tell you. No matter who you are or what you say.

In other news, I heard two great songs I haven't in a long time today:
I Need You Tonight by INXS and Caravan of Love by The Housemartins. And yes, I am aware they are rather at odds with each other - dirty sleazy sex song vs. unwashed all-embracing hippy song. Try it out, the contrast is good for your soul, and has the added benefit of getting your whites whiter than white.
dav "VERYBADeskimo" Sleepy - 16 years, 9 months, 12 days ago
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Tanya Ludwig
Hehe my cat cleans his bum by scooching across my carpet, Im so glad you dont!
a tummy tickle You have been given a tummy tickle.
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You need a spanking ! You have been given You need a spanking !.
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Unknown "My Lil Junkie" Cheeky - 15 years, 10 months, 11 days ago
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You don't deserve this but I thought it was cute!xx
I miss you! You have been given I miss you!.
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Unknown "My Lil Junkie" Cheeky - 15 years, 10 months, 11 days ago
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P.S how dare you call me fatpet, PET GETTING ANGRY
Unknown "My Lil Junkie" Cheeky - 15 years, 10 months, 12 days ago
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Now guess which one is you? That's what you get for being a naughty eskimo!
A good spanking You have been given A good spanking.
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You have been given Thanks So Much!.
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