Today I watched Miami Animal Police with my grandmother.
Some wiener named Todd caught an 8-foot long alligator and the poor creature drowned in his trap as a result of not releasing it overnight.

I really love crocodiles and alligators! I think they're quite cute. It doesn't mean I like Steve Irwin though, I found him quite boring.
Unknown "Jet Lee" Sparkling - 16 years, 6 months, 13 days ago

Why am I such an awesome owner?
Because I took all my pets on trips!
Can I get another amen? Or better still, more points.
How's that for my first tale?
Unknown "Jet Lee" Sparkling - 17 years, 5 days ago