Nerdelicium Maleficium Sub Species
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Family: Cafeterium Viralai
Species: Nerdelicium Maleficium
Genus: Spasticus
English: 'Violent' Card Nerd
DEVlatin: Nerdelicatios Malefitia Spasticia
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Description: The Spasticus variation of the Nerdelicium Maleficium (N.M.) is a volatile creature that should be aproached with caution. While it shares the same overall appearance of the N.M. as a whole, it lacks certain mathamatic and speaking skills that is found in the group. The Spasticus role in the N.M. Hive is much like that of a jester, or even Egor, the hunchback manservant, (YEEEEESSSE MAAATHTEERRR) and can often be seen flitting to server the alpha male in whatever way it can, generally fetching food, and mysterious documents (we think that they may be preparing for domination, with war plans on these documents)

PS:
Usually wears a uniform of the same type of shirt/sweater daily, (or maybe it IS the same shirt/sweater...?)
Unknown "Devoo!" Crazy - 16 years, 9 months, 26 days ago

Nerdelicium Maleficium
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Family: Cafeterium Viralai
Species: Nerdelicium Maleficium (1)
Genus: (This section is for the whole, not a specific genum)
English: 'Card' Nerds
DEVlatin: Nerdelicatios Malefitia
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Description: The Nerdelicium Maleficium (here-on called N.M.) is a minority species of the Cafeterium Organisium (here-on called the 'whole'). They have been classified as a virus-like lifeform toward the Whole. The N.M. must increase it's numbers in order to gain more teritory in the whole, as an N.M. is unable to safely stay away from the 'mother board' for more than a few hours. Therefore, in order to survive and collect sustenence from the other side of the cafeteria, it must reproduce by budding, or by subly and slowly using their cards to convert other species (generally Freshmium Amitatius) to join the mother board. This would prove harmful to the whole, as the other organisms must be able to do their job to support the Caffeterium. Teritory taken by the N.M. is known as 'Prioris Dominia', while the area where the original mas has been classified as 'Nerdelicium Maleficium Originai'.

The N.M. is generally more intellegent as a total than most of the other species, and this gives them the patience they need to convert others. They feature overactive glands in their epidermis, which acts a a coating agent upon their skull, that will attract a possible mate. (I say possibly because the few females.) They assert their dominance over one another by battleing eachother with 'cards', the same ones they use to convert other species. 'Cards' are small peices of paper with shiney pictures and runes engraved upon them, a good way to judge the power of a N.M. is to somehow take a look at his card 'pile' (we have yet to safely do the above mentioned. DO NOT TRY AT HOME!!!) But an equal way to tell is the back surface of any given card. N.M. often encase their cards in cases with colourful posteriers, so they can indicate with eachother easily whose cards are whose. The more intricate the back of the card, the higher the position of the particular N.M. within the Mother Board.

N.M.'s follow the alpha male code. The alpha male is the most powerful and knowledgable in the motherboard. He can usually be told apart by his powerful cards and grease stained shirt. While typically found in older males, there has been known to be female alpha (fe)males though rarely due to the scarcity of the femal N.M. Just as rarely, very young alpha males (or females) have been established, (though for limited ammounts of time) because of their powerful cards.

Yes, truely an interesting species, and one to be watched, with their many genums, it may take a while to compile all the imformation.

*Story should not be taken completely litarely, entertainment only.
Unknown "Devoo!" Crazy - 16 years, 10 months, 7 days ago

Cafeterium Organisium: Are you a part of it?!

The Cafeteria is a scary place, and it has good reason to be. With all the different groups and species that congregate withing the walls, it may push you to your breaking point. However, my friend laura and I have recently done a series of observations (during the course of a lunchour) and have concluded the cafeteria is in fact a single organism. That's right, and you are a part of that creature. The theory was first dreamed by us while we were sitting in the cafeteria, on the stairs against the wall. We noticed that our regular table was occupied, but who would do somthing as sinister as that? This observation had started the revolutionary theory of Cafeterium Organisium. This theory states that the cafeteria is a single organism, with different parts that work with (and somtimes against) the whole.

We looked to the left. a few feet away, in the darkest corner of the cafeteria, was the CARD players table. This table consised of a species I have classified as 'Nerdelicium Maleficium'. This is a species that will be looked into further detail later, as the life of the cafeteria depends on what action this species takes. I say this because, for years, the N.M. have remained in their teritory, but suddenly they have invaded and taken over the teritory. Our teritory. So we deduced that the N.M. is in fact a virus, or a variant of a cancerous tumor to the cafeterium organisium, slowly spreading until the eniterety is consumed. When that happens, the caffeterium organiisium will surely wither and die.

There must be some way to stop the spread of the N.M. species, so laura and i will dedicate the rest of the month, or even longer, to provide imformation on this species, and its behavior, and we will even begin studying the other species, for advancement of scientific purpose. So we have assembled a team of people to help us record data during lunch. The entire team consits of Laura, Megan, Keerah, and Myself. Wish us luck, we wil update whenever possible, on either mine, or lauras Journals.

(Picture, Laura and I in the hallway, not too far from the CAFETERIUM ORGANISIUM)
Unknown "Devoo!" Crazy - 16 years, 10 months, 7 days ago