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Mansoor Aftab Ahmed
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Mansoor Aftab Ahmed, 36/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:4:24 AM
Join date:17 years, 25 days ago
Location: lahore Pakistan

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Orientation: Straight
Mansoor's tales
Mansoor Aftab Ahmed


One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,
his axe fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep,
and the woodcutter went home happily.
One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river
. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.
"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious.
"You cheat! That is an untruth! The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You will come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Then if I also say 'no' to her, You will thirdly come up with my wife, and I will say 'yes,'
and then all three will be given to me.
But Lord, I am a poor man and
I will not be able to take care of all three wives,
so *that's* why I said yes this time."
The moral of the story is whenever a man lies it is for an honorable and useful reason
Mansoor Aftab Ahmed "♥ cartoon hero" Carefree - 15 years, 7 months, 16 days ago
Mansoor Aftab Ahmed


A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night. They loved each other a lot ...
Girl:" slow down a little.. I'm scared.."
Boy: "No, it's so fun.."
Girl: "please..it's so scary...."
Boy: "Then say that you love me.."
Girl: "Fine..I love you..can you slow down now?"
Boy: "Give me a big hug.."
The girl gave him a big hug.
Girl: "Now can you slow down?"
Boy: "Can you take off my helmet and put it on? It's uncomfortable and it's bothering me while i drive."

The next day, there was a story in the newspaper. A motorcycle had crashed into a building because its brakes wereb roken. There were two people on the motorcycle, of which one died, and the other had survived...
The guy knew that the brakes were broken. He didn't want to let the girl know, because he knew that the girl would have gotten scared.Instead, he was told the last time that she loved him,got a hug from her, put his helmet on her so that she can live, and die himself...

Once in awhile, Right in the middle of an ordinary
life, Love gives us a fairy tale...
Mansoor Aftab Ahmed "♥ cartoon hero" Carefree - 15 years, 7 months, 16 days ago
Mansoor Aftab Ahmed


An old Arab man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to
spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.
His only son, Abdul, who used to help him, was being
held by the FBI for aiding and abetting terrorists.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described
his predicament.

Dear Abdul,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't
able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm
just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I
know you would dig the plot for me.
Your Dad,
Mohammad.

A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
For heaven's sake, don't dig up that garden, that's
where I buried the biological weapons.
Love,
Abdul.

At 4a.m. the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local
police showed up and dug up the entire area without
finding any weapons. They apologized to the old man
and left. That same day the old man received another
letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I
could do under the circumstances.
Love,
Abdul.
Mansoor Aftab Ahmed "♥ cartoon hero" Carefree - 15 years, 7 months, 16 days ago
Mansoor Aftab Ahmed
i hate writing so i wont rite a tale :P
Mansoor Aftab Ahmed "♥ cartoon hero" Carefree - 15 years, 7 months, 16 days ago
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