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Miss Vee
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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.
Unknown "Sexpot ;)" Adventurous - 16 years, 9 days ago
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IF I WAS IN UR BED

If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do?

1) Go back to sleep
2) Slap me
3) Cuss me out
4) Push me off the bed
5) Just tell me to leave
6) Climb on top of me and cuddle
7) Do me
8) Make me breakfast
9) Ask me my name
10) Call the cops
lol
Repost in your tales too!!!!! and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back... hehe put your answer below!
Unknown "Sexpot ;)" Adventurous - 16 years, 1 month, 6 days ago
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I NEED THUMBS. PLZ HELP OUT
Unknown "Sexpot ;)" Adventurous - 16 years, 1 month, 14 days ago
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A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

“I can’t do that, officer.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.”

“Okay, we’ll just get a urine sample down at the station.”

“Can’t do that either, officer.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.”

“Alright, we could get a blood sample.”

“Can’t do that either, officer.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.”

“Fine then, just walk this white line.”

“Can’t do that either, officer.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m drunk.”
Unknown "Sexpot ;)" Adventurous - 16 years, 1 month, 14 days ago
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A blond decides to do something she’s never done before - rent a dirty movie. She drives to the local Video Warehouse and makes here way to the adult section in the back. After looking around at titles, she selects a something that sounds very stimulating.

She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment there’s nothing but static on the screen. She calls the store to complain and says, “I just rented an adult movie from you and there’s nothing on the tape, but static.”

The clerk apologized about the defective video and asked, “Which title did you rent?” The blond replied, “It’s called ‘Head Cleaner.’”
Unknown "Sexpot ;)" Adventurous - 16 years, 1 month, 14 days ago
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random comment #1) hello
Alexander Graesser "Flambeaux" gone! - 15 years, 4 months, 20 days ago
Dee
your rather
Dee "My Angelღ" Cheeky - 15 years, 10 months, 21 days ago
Dee
for yuor bday? " you spose"
dont sound so enthused kitten!
i must go to bed early morning and late night all in one tomoz my lovely however, ill call you soon re the details for brissy and stuff cos ide LOVE to see you !
Till next time we met, sweet dreams and i hope your fantastic - you happy Stevie?
anyways were due for a talk soon.
Catch you then. xoxoxoxo
You have been given Showered with Love.
Crafted by Dee
Dee "My Angelღ" Cheeky - 15 years, 10 months, 21 days ago
Dee

You have been given Myღ....
Crafted by Miss Vee
Dee "My Angelღ" Cheeky - 15 years, 10 months, 21 days ago
Dee
Good Work Stevie.
Well, till next time take care love you matey xoxoxox
dont stress out too hard.
You have been given lost - without you.
Crafted by Unknown
Dee "My Angelღ" Cheeky - 15 years, 10 months, 21 days ago
Dee
whats the plan for the bday ps??
You have been given Corona.
Crafted by Ire babyqayqs
Dee "My Angelღ" Cheeky - 15 years, 10 months, 21 days ago
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