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Growling
"Halse's Hottie"
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Unknown, 38/Female
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Last login: | over 3 weeks ago |
Local time: | 6:26 AM |
Join date: | 16 years, 11 months, 10 days ago |
Location: | North Bay, Ontario Canada
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About me:
My Dream is to be myself and become a best-selling author one day. I have always wanted to write and I do like photography as well. When I start traveling I want a digital camera because I will be wanting to take as many pictures as I can so I can share my travels with my friends. I may even write about my travels as well. Who really knows??? I really want to get a camera because i like filming things as well. Well my friends and I were watching previews at a show we were going to see and we got to thinking that there needs to be better writers for movies and I could just picture a few of my ideas appearing on the big screen one day,lol. I just need to figure out how to write the manuscript for a film and off i will go because right now i have been stumped for any book ideas but somehow i have ideas for movies.... weirdness i think because i never thought of this before.
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About you:
I would like to meet just about anybody especially ppl who live in London, Ontario Canada because I have decided to move down there to live for awhile. Or even where I am living now, North Bay.
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Looking for: | Friendship and dating |
Orientation: | Bi
| Herds (lead): | THUMBAHOLICS ANONYMOUS, Roleplayers Realm, A healthy dose of humour.. | Herds: | HEROES FANS, Thumbs n Humour, Girls Only Club, Girls and Boys Club, The Party Hard Club House 18+ | |
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Unknown's tales
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A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?" "Not yet," she replied.
Unknown "Halse's Hottie" Growling
- 16 years, 5 months, 14 days ago
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join my herds please. http://humanpets.com/herdProfile.php?hid=24089 http://apps.f acebook.com/connections/herdProfile.php?hid=24089 both are small herds but trying to get them bigger, hoping to have more people join....
Unknown "Halse's Hottie" Growling
- 16 years, 5 months, 14 days ago
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'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.' ''Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?' 'Yeah!' 'Did they chop your firewood?' 'Yep!' 'Happy Birthday, buddy!' (Rednecks know how to "git-R-dun".)
Unknown "Halse's Hottie" Growling
- 16 years, 5 months, 14 days ago
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A Florida businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, "Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except the Voodoo Penis!" The husband said "The what?" The man repeated "The Voodoo Penis" and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo. The husband laughed, and said, "It looks like a dildo!"The man then pointed to the door and said, "Voodoo Penis, door!" The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much that a crack began to form down the middle. Then the man said "Voodoo Penis, return to box!" and the penis stopped and returned to the box. The husband bought it. He took it home to his wife. And after the husband had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Voodoo Penis. She undressed, opened the box and said "Voodoo Penis, my crotch." The penis shot to her crotch. It was absolutely incredible. After three mind shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough.She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her how to turn it off. So she put her clothes on, got in hercar and started for the hospital. On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over.He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, the woman said "I haven't had anything to drink officer. You see, I've got this Voodoo Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me..." The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, "Yeah right... Voodoo Penis, my ass...!"The rest, as they say, is history....
Unknown "Halse's Hottie" Growling
- 16 years, 5 months, 14 days ago
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LOL, i thought this was so hilarious! hehe.
Unknown "Halse's Hottie" Growling
- 16 years, 5 months, 26 days ago
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