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REVENGE ON THE TELESALES PESTS

Three Little Words That Work!!



(1) The three little words: 'Hold On, Please...'
Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear BT's 'beep-beep-beep' tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset .... You have efficiently completed your task.

These three little words could help eliminate telephone soliciting.

(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?



This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone
Calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.

This technique is then used to determine the best time of day for a
'real' salesperson to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering: If you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialled the call and it20kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer!!!




3: When you get those 'pre-approved' letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope. 20

Most of these come with postage-prepaid return envelopes, right?



It costs them more than the regular postage 'IF' and when they are returned. It costs them nothing if you throw them away! In that case, why n ot get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-prepaid return envelopes.

Send an advert for your local chimney sweeper to American Express ... They might need one!
Send a pizza coupon to HSBC ... In case their canteen packs up. You get the idea.

If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them back their blank application form ... After all, it is their form!

If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you return.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them, and it is their envelope after all ... You are just returning it!!!!

The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the post, but folks ..... We need to OVERWH ELM them, in order to stop them.

Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail,
And best of all they're paying for it ... Twice!

Let's help keep Royal Mail busy. Since the Royal Mail are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, let's help them so they will not need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea!

If enough people follow these tips, it will work ---- maybe you'll get very little junk mail anymore.



Unknown "Ms. Ireland" Naughty - 16 years, 2 months, 28 days ago
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Rules for real men
Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

Real Men have leather wallets

Real men do not ring a bell when on a bike, if someone is in the road
they shout 'move'

Moaning about the type of free beer in someone's fridge is
forbidden

Real Men do not talk about Big Brother

Real Men clear their dinner plate, leaving food is what woman do, clear
your plate and then ask is everyone else finsihed.

No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for
another man. In fact, even remembering your friends birthday is
strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate by getting
extremley steaming

Real Men shall never drink Barcardi Breezers or WKD's unless mixed with
vodka.

When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may
ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's
playing.

Real Men where t-shirts in the summer.

Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

Real Men don't talk about diets

If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see
anything.

Real men do NOT wear pink t-shirts or shirts or jumpers.

Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as
spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability
to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

Real men watch Rugby

Real men never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
Pizza.

Real men eat "Egg and Bacon Pie" - never Quiche.

Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on
longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by
the phone. Hang up if necessary.

Man shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime
green, orange or sky blue.

There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
Gymnastics. Ever.



Unknown "Ms. Ireland" Naughty - 16 years, 2 months, 28 days ago
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THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A CUBS BASEBALL GAME..

THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND THEM.....


BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE
MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D GET
ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA..

IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, 'I THINK
I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH.. THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS
LIVING THERE..'

THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, 'I WANT TO GO TO
MONTANA, THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE..'

THE THIRD GUY SAID, 'I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO.. THERE ARE
ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE..'


ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A
VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID;


'WH Y DON'T YOU GO TO HELL .. THERE AREN'T ANY
NUNS THERE!'


Unknown "Ms. Ireland" Naughty - 16 years, 2 months, 28 days ago
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BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN

Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a
stuffing -imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for
peoplelike me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly
cooked, but not dried out.

Give this a try.

4-5 lb. Chicken
1-cup melted butter
1-cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is best)
1-cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT)
Lightly salt and pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, then
salt and pepper. Fill the cavity with the stuffing and popcorn.

Place in baking pan with the neck end towards the back of the oven.

Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's ass blows the oven door
open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done.

And you thought I couldn't cook.


Unknown "Ms. Ireland" Naughty - 16 years, 2 months, 28 days ago
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Not long ago in a supermarket not so far away. Help fight the dark side of the farm.

Megga funny

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