If you will take the time to read these. I promise you'll come away with an enlightened perspective. The subjects covered affect us all on a daily basis: They're written by Andy Rooney, a man who has the gift of saying so much with so few words.

Enjoy...

I've learned... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.

I've learned... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.

I've learned... That being kind is more important than being right.

I've learned. ... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

I've learned... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

I've learned... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

I've learned... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I've learned... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.

I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I've learned... That to ign ore the facts does not change the facts.

I 've learned... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

I've learned... That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

I've learned... That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

I've learned... That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

I've learned... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I've learned... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.

I've learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

I've learned... That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

I've learned... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

I've learned ... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
Unknown "Jass" Confused - 16 years, 5 months, 24 days ago

Unknown "Jass" Confused - 16 years, 6 months, 16 days ago

Yes or No
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the Fun. Copy and paste this into your tales, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then see what happens.

Kissed anyone one of your HP friends? Yes
Been arrested? NO
Kissed someone you didn't like? Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? No
Fallen asleep at work/school? No
Held a snake?No
Ran a red light? No
Been suspended from school? NO
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? NO
Been fired from a job? NO
Sang karaoke? No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn*t? YES
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? No
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? YES
Kissed in the rain? No
Sang in the shower? No
Sat on a rooftop? YES
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? YES
Broken a bone? No
Shaved your head? No
Blacked out from drinking? No
Played a prank on someone? No
Felt like killing someone? YES
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? NO
Been in a band? No
Shot a gun? Yes
Tripped on mushrooms? NO
Donated Blood?Yes
Eaten alligator meat? No
Eaten cheesecake? YES
Still love someone you shouldn't? YES
Think about the future? YES
Believe in love? No
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? YES
Unknown "Jass" Confused - 16 years, 7 months, 8 days ago