On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new
husband and asked for $20.00 for their first
Lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily
agreed.This scenario was repeated each time they made
Love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a
cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was
surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer
was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had
been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and
therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a
bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits
and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates
of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million,
and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for the more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex,
these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and
investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3
million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but
finally he found his voice and blurted out,
'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my
Business!'
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
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- 16 years, 4 months, 7 days ago