The largest cell in the human body is the female egg
and the smallest is the male sperm.

A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.

It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to
your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes
dimples.

The average man's penis is three times the length of
his thumb.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13
feet long when he died.

Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis
of the liver than men with hair.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.


Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover
about one square inch.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the
brain.

When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils
dilate. .. . .they do the same when you are looking at
someone you hate!

Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when
you aren't.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are
standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

The average woman is five inches shorter than the average
man.

. . . . . . . . Still looking at your thumb, aren't you?


Unknown Wild - 16 years, 5 months, 18 days ago

How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
and that it would be a woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you .
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children.
and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and
passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

Of course the rest is history..........!!!!


Unknown Wild - 16 years, 5 months, 18 days ago

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new
husband and asked for $20.00 for their first
Lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily
agreed.This scenario was repeated each time they made
Love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a
cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was
surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer
was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had
been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and
therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a
bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits
and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates
of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million,
and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for the more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex,
these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and
investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3
million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but
finally he found his voice and blurted out,
'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my
Business!'

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.


Unknown Wild - 16 years, 5 months, 18 days ago

1. A day without sunshine is like night.


2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.


3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.


4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.


5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.


6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.


7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.


8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.


9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.


10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.


11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.


12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.


13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.


14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?


15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.


16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.


17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?


18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.


19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?


20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?


21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'


22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.


23. Light travels faster than sound.. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.



24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.



Unknown Wild - 16 years, 5 months, 18 days ago

A teacher in Elmira , New York asked her 6th grade class how
many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is,
but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands
except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
different...again.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my
Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a
moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an
Obama fan.'


Unknown Wild - 16 years, 5 months, 18 days ago