So last night there was pretty much nothing going on so my friend Josh and I decided to head down to the bars. Well a good song comes on and the DJ and another guy get up on the bar and start dancing and all the girls start sticking money down their pants :P I half jokingly say to my friend "Doesnt that look like fun?!" Well the next thing I know hes telling everyone I'm going to get up and they're practically pushing me up. All fun and games until this one guy comes up to the bar and asks me if I "shave my pussy" and if he can see it. I was like "How old are you?!" and he kinda paused and said 36. I simply said "No" and kept on dancing. I then turned to the DJ, who was still dancing next to me, to tell him what just happened. He asks me "Which guy?" and I turn to point him out and I realize that hes on the other side of me on the bar!! He tried to talk to me more, saying something about just being curious. I mouthed "HELP" to the DJ and he switched places with me. Fortunately I think he got the point after that :) Morale of the story...only get up on the bar if you know how to deal with attention from "undesirables". Haha =)
Unknown "Pretty Angel " Feisty
- 16 years, 8 months, 20 days ago