DID YOU EVER STOP AND WONDER......

Why do toasters have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrble crisp, which no decent being would eat??

Why does your obstetrician, gynaecologist leave the room while you undress if they are going to look up there anyway??

Did you ever notice that if you blow on a dogs face, they get mad at you but if you take them for a drive they stick their head out the window!!!
Unknown "Beautiful Smile" Purring - 16 years, 9 months, 9 days ago

THINGS THAT PUZZLE ME........

Why do kamakazi pilots wear helmets??

Who's idea was is to put a "S" in the word LISP??

Why do people pay to go up on tall buildings then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground??

If it's true that we're here to help others then what are the others doing here??
Unknown "Beautiful Smile" Purring - 16 years, 9 months, 9 days ago

THINGS THAT PUZZLE ME.......

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough??

Why do they use steralized needles for death by legal injection??

Why does superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him??
Unknown "Beautiful Smile" Purring - 16 years, 9 months, 9 days ago

THINGS THAT PUZZLE ME.........

Why do people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every two hours??

If deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing??

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat??
Unknown "Beautiful Smile" Purring - 16 years, 9 months, 9 days ago