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Unknown, 52/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:3:14 PM
Join date:16 years, 11 months, 11 days ago
Location: Texas United States

"A cute little puppy in need of some petting!"
About me:
I am happily married with 2 great kiddos!! My kids are my life and they make me a very busy mom. I have been married for 14 years. We have 2 doggies, Nemo & Bear, both yorkies. I am a military brat (Army) and graduated from high school in Wiesbaden, Germany. I live in Texas now and have for the last five years. I still like to party and have fun. Just have to make time for it between piano, band, track, football and oh yeah WORK!!
About you:
I would just like to meet fun and exciting people.
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds: Thumbs for Mike, The POWER of 10
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Michael T
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Medical Distinction

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no
difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
Unknown - 16 years, 9 months, 2 days ago
Unknown
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .' POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in or out of our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Texan says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'

The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, 'Fill it with water.'


Unknown - 16 years, 9 months, 2 days ago
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As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn’t supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it’s harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.
Unknown - 16 years, 10 months, 16 days ago
Unknown
~Remember the three R's: Respect for self;
Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your
actions.~

Unknown - 16 years, 10 months, 16 days ago
Unknown
"Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a
well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,
totally worn out, shouting, 'Holy shit .... What a Ride!!''
Unknown - 16 years, 10 months, 16 days ago
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random comment #83) *set ablaze* You have been set ablaze
Alexander Graesser "Flambeaux" gone! - 15 years, 9 months, 13 days ago
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LOv u my friend ♥ muaahhh ♥
Your Heart is your Love,
Your love is your Family ,
Your family is your Future ,
Your future is your Destiny ,
Your destiny is your Ambition,
Your ambition is your Aspiration ,
Your aspiration is your Motivation ,
Your motivation is your Belief ,
Your belief is your Peace ,
Your peace is your Target ,
Your target is Heaven,
Heaven is no fun without FRIENDS.
It's World Best Friends Week' send this to all your good friends.
Even me, if I am one of them. See how many you get back.
If you get more than 3 you are really a lovable person..I am waiting...
Unknown - 16 years, 4 days ago
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You have been given Swinging by to Say Hello ღღ.
Crafted by Unknown
Unknown - 16 years, 5 days ago
Unknown

You have been given ~You're A Star~.
Crafted by Annie
Unknown - 16 years, 5 days ago
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Damn, I think I started too early..hahahaha
You have been given I'm Drunk and Can't Get up.
Crafted by Karen
Unknown - 16 years, 11 days ago
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You have been given true friends last forever.
Crafted by Wet Fantazy
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